Lol boys are a dumb reason to end a friendship.

(Source: letsbangniall, via pizza)


no one wants to fertilize my eggs we can stop with the monthly foolishness

(via encourage)



instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

(via orgasm)


don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you